Poop Tracks

They started moving the fertilizer around.

Big Pile of Poo

Before Winter Break, a big pile of fertilizer was dropped off on campus. It has been just sitting there fermenting for three weeks. I have to walk by this big pile of stinkiness everyday on my way into the office and on the way back to my car. Thankfully it has not been hot and thus is not a big steaming pile of poo.

Please click on the image to get a better sense of the vastness of this big pile of poo

Today's fun poo site is Bored, Inc. I learned about Bored, Inc.'s products at ComicCon 2010.

First Poo of 2011: Go BIG or go home!

It's a new year, so I tried something new.


V8 Fusion: Pomegranate Blueberry

The result was the birth of the largest circumferenced poo I can recall. I couldn't help but look at it. I could not believe that something that size could come out of me!! I probably would have taken a picture had I not left my phone at home. I have had impressive long ones, but this one was definitely impressive in its own right, girth-wise. For the rest of the day, I had an upset stomach and diarrhea. I always eat spicy food and routinely experience what one of my best friends calls "Ring of Fire." But after stretching my poop chute and probably scarring it for life, I came to understand what people mean when they say they feel like they are $#itting razor blades.

I called Ahi right away and when he called me back, I made him laugh with my tale of the monstrous poo. He agreed that I should have taken a photo. Instead, I was inspired to create my very own poo log. By the way, I am not the first and not even number 2 to chronicle my poo.

Check out this website:  Scoop on Poop